by Destri Weasley
- Well, once you it to the painting of a bowl of fruit, tickle the pear, and it will open up to the kitchens. But, its not as easy as just walking in and out with your savory treats. Some badgers roam around looking for midnight snackers, but if you know the right things to do, and who to bribe… I mean, persuade, you’ll be able to slip in.
- When you first get in, you’ll probably run into Herms. You could either bribe her with shiny shoes, citrines (which today I learned are shiny yellow gems) and beans. If you don’t have any of those, usually a good threat about telling the headmaster when she accidentally turned 10 students and a cat into rubber haddocks should do the trick.